Warning! Warning! Never eat live octopus!
I didn’t realize this was a thing, but in KoreanTV land, its some kind of delicacy to eat live octopus. Yep, little squirming octopuses, with all those tentacles.* You can even order it from home to be delivered to your door.
You choose it as your final meal, though, as no one seems to survive. They’re, well, alive and desire to stay that way. In that fight for life, they’ll use those suckered tentacles to attach themselves to your esophagus and you can suffocate.
*I can’t help but feel that this practice is torture to the very sentient and highly intelligent octopus.